wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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knock knock piss off

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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This sentence is false.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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