- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??