- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Women's sports.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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