why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Your grandma's cookies.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Knock Knock Go Away

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

baby seal walks into a club

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

joke

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

A horse walks into a barn.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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