Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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