- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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