Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

poop

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Life is an elephant, get married.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A white person at Harvard

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops