How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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