- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

"knock knock" "Come in"

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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