- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Knock Knock Go Away

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

A white person at Harvard

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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