- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Knock knock. Racism.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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