Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. Death.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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