if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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