- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

How old is your mom? Old.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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