Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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captcha: all yer base

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You idiot.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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