what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

I just can't stand sitting down!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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