- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Water? I hardly know her.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

why did katy fall off her bike?

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