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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Hey, Max!!

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

NASCAR

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

try slamming a revolving door

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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