What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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bob saget

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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