here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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xavier stop

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Bob dole

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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you

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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