Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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We are lawyers

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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A ginger was with his friends

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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