A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Civil Rights.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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