What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

knock, knock whos there child molestor

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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