- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

we all know sammi has a penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

anti jokes are for fags

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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