Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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