I'm off to my tank guys!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

whats brown and sticky? shit

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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