A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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falling didnt make the difference

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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