what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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You're welcome!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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knock knock get lost!

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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