- Anti Joke

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Civil Rights.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued