At least I dont have AIDS.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Gingers.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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