- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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