Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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