yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

a fish swimming in the water swims

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Help I'm being raped!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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