Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Anti Joke

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