Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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That's what SHE said!

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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hi mom

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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