- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Woman's rights

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Womens' Rights

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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