Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

why did the puppy poop? he had too

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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