Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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knock knock who's there no one

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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