Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

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