How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Davey Peterson.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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