Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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