- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

ME NAME IS JEFF

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

whats the best thing about polio...death

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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