- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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