- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

raisin boogers

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

You're welcome!

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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