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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

whats the best thing about polio...death

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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