Penis.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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So. The gays. ...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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