What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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knock knock piss off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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