What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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WHAT????

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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