What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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