i like turtals and kids

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Knock knock Come in

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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