- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

what did the shark do when he died.....

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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