What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Anti Joke

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