-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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