A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Your mama's so fat.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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hipsters

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Women's rights.

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