What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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A women's opinion.

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eloise dey.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Anti Joke

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