I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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brainfart

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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i like turtals and kids

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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