Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Mike tyson

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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i'm funny

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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