What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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