I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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