What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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the WNBA

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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