a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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oooh look a banshee

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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I drive a 'rarri

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Anti Joke

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