- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

She said no

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Flop dog

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What number comes after 29? 30.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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