- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??