- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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