A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What time is it? 20:45.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Lil' Wayne

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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