Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's the difference between a duck

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Nippies

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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