knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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A women president

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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