Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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s e m e n

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Dogs

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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