- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

stuarts mum

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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